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Before you start you might need a few things. I've included a shopping list but I have also been really impressed by the ingenuity of MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) from the TV show of the same name. After all, who else could construct an aircraft out of common household items. So I've included an equivalent item in the shopping list you could use if you were MacGyver.

Item MacGyver
Anaesthetist Bottle of rum
Scalpel Kitchen knife
Power saw Serrated kitchen knife
Retractors Tree branches tied together
Clamps Clothes pegs
Nylon tape Electrical tape
Purse string sutures Cotton OR shear a sheep
Pump Air mattress pump
Needle Pine needle
Nurse Beautiful leading lady
Surgical team More beautiful leading ladies
Heart igloo Plastic bucket
Forceps Small tree branches tied together
22cm bowl Plastic bucket
Ringers solution Cold water
Bubble free cold line Fuel hose from car
Defibrillator Electric kettle cord
Angled drain lead Bent garden hose
Pacing wires Car battery leads

OK, I have everything I need from the list - now tell me how

 
 
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